The Old Liz is definitely back!
I just struck a deal with myself:
Me: If you throw out the 2 (almost empty) tubs of frosting in the freezer that you bought last week, you can finish eating the tub of ready-made cookie dough you bought on Monday.
Me: Deal.
Then I executed said deal flawlessly.
This is why yoga pants exist... stretchy so they are comfortable when you eat tubs of cookie dough and frosting, and tight enough to guilt you into doing a few squats or sit-ups when you look in the mirror. They're the perfect guilt cycle pants.
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