I believe introductions are in order...

This is me, waving. Obviously, i did not inherit my mothers talent as an artist. However, it is rather true to form. My legs really are that shape (well, not the lopsided part), and i never have enough black socks to wear with my black shoes and black pants. I died my hair a non-permanent red, and it hasn't quite made it back to dirty blonde. Hopefully my face doesn't really look that much like Jay Leno's, but i do have a butt chin. And big hands (for a girl).